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Old 01-31-2008, 03:40 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Especially pruny after an hour in the pool.
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Old 01-31-2008, 03:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
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would there be Margaritas...in...the pool...?
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Old 01-31-2008, 04:29 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I will get some 16oz acrylic glasses (or maybe 32oz glasses) to have poolside for Margaritas. The hour in the pool would definitely be a happy hour.
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You're a good guy Marty. Prunes may not be so bad.
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All members of the fan club would be invited along with other guests. Might have to invite the neighbors too, or they may call the cops.

After drinking a 32oz Margarita, no one will notice a pruny skin. Heck, you will be lucky to find the edge of the pool to get out without help. Sounds like a good party.
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middle age, when your middle is the same size as your age
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Damn, shouldn't have been on that diet, my middle is now smaller than my age!
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I don't think I'd want to be in the pool after old people have been eating prunes. I don't think Depends makes a waterproof model.
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