Java_Bob

WOW !!
>>
>>This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
>>University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
>>it.
>>
>>It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
>>
>>After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
>microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
>coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
>especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new
>father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep
>appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from
>him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
>party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to
>>everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
>>
>>Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
>>with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
>>earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just
>>standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of
>>minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he
>>turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the
>>dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
>>
>>He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
>>people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
>>about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
>>nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
>>$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all,
>>trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300
>>friends a and family members. This guy has balls the size of church
>>bells.
>>
>>Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
>>this?
>>
>>Elegant wedding reception for 300
>>family members and friends.........$32,000.
>>
>>Wedding photographs commemorating the
>>occasion........................................ ....$3,000.
>>
>>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
>>Maui...............................$8,500.
>>
>>The look on everyone's face when they
>>see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the
>>best man........................................Pricele ss.
>>
>>There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
>>MasterCard.