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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they
were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the
bottle of champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed
his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewwww---what's wrong with your feet?
Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?"
"I had tolio as a child," he said.
"You mean Polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued
undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his bride wrinkled up
her nose. "What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "They're all
lumpy and deformed".
"As a child, I also had kneasles." he explained.
"You mean measle! s?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing
continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess.....



"Small Cox?" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: