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Old 12-12-2007, 03:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Suggestive pink Santa panties targeting young girls are being removed from Wal-Mart stores after parents objected to the offensive undergarments.

The panties, which were sold in the juniors department, seemed to suggest that girls don't need money, they just need a sugar daddy — in this case Santa Claus.

The hipster briefs — carrying the slogan "Who needs credit cards ..." on the front and "When you have Santa" on the derriere — caused an uproar among parents, who called for the $2.96 drawers to be pulled off the racks.

"We have directed our stores to remove this merchandise from our shelves," Linda Brown Blakely, a spokeswoman for Wal-Mart, told FOXNews.com Wednesday.

The undergarments had caused a stir on some blogs prior to Wednesday's announcement. Scarlett, a reader of Feministing.com, alerted the blog to the holiday-inspired undies, which she found on a rack in the juniors department of a Wal-Mart in Cary, N.C.

"There's nothing quite like telling adolescent girls that they don't need to worry about finances since they have their very own moneypot between their legs," Jessica Valenti, the executive editor of Feministing.com, wrote on the panty blog post.

Scarlett was so incensed by the message on the front of the panties, she didn't even see the Santa kicker in the rear, she wrote on the blog.

"I still think that the entire thing is messed up. This isn't just a cute T-shirt that says 'Just ask Santa,'" she wrote. "This is a pair of panties. Exactly how nice to Santa would the girl have to be in order to get stuff?"
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Old 12-12-2007, 03:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"There's nothing quite like telling adolescent girls that they don't need to worry about finances since they have their very own moneypot between their legs,"
at least someone knows that
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I wonder if they've put them on the shelves over here? I can see the war starting already if they have.
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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at least someone knows that
I would think it was more of an ATM machine really....
-You have to know the right PIN number to activate...
-Most of the buttons don't work right...
-You can only get so much out each day...
-You pay a big fee for trying to use some other "banks" machine...
-You put "the card" in the wrong way, it gets stuck...
-Half the month it doesn't work or won't give out....
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I would think it was more of an ATM machine really....
-You have to know the right PIN number to activate...
-Most of the buttons don't work right...
-You can only get so much out each day...
-You pay a big fee for trying to use some other "banks" machine...
-You put "the card" in the wrong way, it gets stuck...
-Half the month it doesn't work or won't give out....
all valid points
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I would think it was more of an ATM machine really....
-You have to know the right PIN number to activate...
-Most of the buttons don't work right...
-You can only get so much out each day...
-You pay a big fee for trying to use some other "banks" machine...
-You put "the card" in the wrong way, it gets stuck...
-Half the month it doesn't work or won't give out....
I think you guys ought to take that discussion to the Ladies Room. I know the girls over there would love it!
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Hey now...I never said Men weren't as bad in that aspect....
I'm sure if I had a bit of a thought I could think of ways a Man can be an ATM as well.
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I was about to be insulted until I read PG. PG you put it all so clearly. You are 'on the money'. Aren't you?
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Old 12-13-2007, 03:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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not as often as I'd like...wait..WHAT?
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Men as ATMs
-can never get the amount you realy need out of them
-Never get a receipt, and if you do, it's worthless
-you wait to long to enter and it goes to sleep on you
-half the time they don't work right
-no mater how much you follow the instructions, it always says your doing it wrong


There...now we're even...
So bring back the Wimins page
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