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Location: Chicago -- CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE Rep Power: 12 ![]() | Today's Nitwits Older Car Foils Burglars In ATM Theft Burglary Suspects Learn Old Car Doesn't Have Enough Juice To Drag ATM Machine From Drug Store KINGSPORT, Tenn., Sep. 26, 2007 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (AP) Two Kingsport men learned that an older Honda Accord didn't have the juice to drag an ATM machine from a drug store in a burglary attempt, police said. Pablo Ibanez and Keith Tester are accused of breaking a window at a Walgreens pharmacy and trying to use a logging chain to pull the machine outside early Sunday morning. They were found at their apartment after a witness identified the car used in the unsuccessful attempt. Police said Ibanez confessed to the crime and also took responsibility for a separate burglary earlier this month. He was charged with two counts of burglary, theft and attempted theft. Tester was charged with burglary and theft. ___ __________________ Dogs rollover Phones hunt | ||||||||
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