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10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:


1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not cute or normal.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year-old child is too big for a stroller.
6. N'Sync could never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7. Thomas Jefferson had Black children.
8. An occasional ass whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. Kissing your pet on the lips is NOT cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay. (True dat...werd)





10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:


1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is over-kill.
4. O.J. did it!
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President (or Al Sharpton for that matter).
8. RED is not a Kool-Aid flavor (it's a color). (damn, this is still
funny)
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Your Pastor doesn't know everything.


10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT SPANISH PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:


1. Chicken is a food, not a roommate. (I'm just crying over here because
I'm
laughing my ass off)
2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family.
5. Hickey's are unattractive.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is not a fashion statement.
7. Ten people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
9. Letting your children run wild through the store can get your ass(or
theirs) whooped. :laugh: :laugh: