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Old 08-17-2007, 04:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Post Nice job offer !!!

Hello, my name is Alex Bitterman.

If you are looking for 100% a legit job where you have to work to earn
money not stay to earn money then this is the job for you.

ABOUT US:
Unicorn Shipping Inc - As the world's largest package delivery company and a leading global provider of specialized transportation and logistics services, Unicorn Shipping continues to develop the frontiers of logistics, supply chain management, and e-Commerce . . . combining the flows of goods, information, and funds.

PART-TIME POSITION:
We are currently accepting applications for Shipping / Receiving Clerk.

DESCRIPTION:
Under general supervision, performs routing manual and clerical duties related to the shipment or receipt of materials, supplies, equipment, and finished products. Checking goods against shipping documents, packing goods for shipment according to specifications, verifying identification and quantity of products, preparing bills of lading, posting weight and shipping charges, maintaining inventory of packaging supplies. Receiving activities include receipt and unpacking of goods, verifying identification and quantity, inputting records of goods received, rejects damaged, excess or misdirected goods, routes materials to proper destination. Must have experience with UPS and FedEx shipments, stable internet connection at home. Computer Literate a must
Ideal candidates will need to fill requisitions and orders in a timely manner, ability to lift up to 50 pounds.

CANDIDATE REQUIREMENTS & BENEFITS:
- More than 18 years old.
- An ability to reply promptly to the e-mails every day.
- An ability to receive phone calls from us.
- Weekends and holidays off (except Air Hubs);
- Comprehensive medical and life insurance for you and your dependents;


We offer excellent compensation, benefits and opportunities for personal growth, flexible hours, training and development, as well as the vacation schedule. Great opportunity to work in a fast paced environment and learn from a world-class organization.

If you are looking for a great job at a great company, solid opportunity and a career path to success, you've come to the right place!
We would LOVE to work with you, so reply to this posting and send us your resume today. Don't put your career in the hands of just anyone, put it in the hands of a specialist.

Alex Bitterman
Unicorn Shipping Inc.
vacancy@unicorn-shipping.com
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Old 08-17-2007, 08:00 AM   #2 (permalink)
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all that $%it for this???

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Old 08-17-2007, 08:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hello, my name is Alex Bitterman.

If you are looking for 100% a legit job where you have to work to earn
money not stay to earn money then this is the job for you.
Maybe you should apply for it.

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Unicorn Shipping Inc - As the world's largest package delivery company
FedEx, UPS and DHL disagree with that statement.
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If you are looking for 100% a legit job where you have to work to earn
money not stay to earn money
then this is the job for you.
Wow...talk about your classic example of not knowing your audience.
Why would anyone want to post this here?



From their website:
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Unicorn Shipping is a ship owning arm of Grindrod Limited and is South Africas oldest and largest national ship owner with roots dating back to the 1860s.
It's a container shipping company and might actually outstrip FDX, UPS, and DHL combined in the gross tonage of cargo shipped each year. I still don't see anything that would indicate world's largest though.

Truthfully, I just wanted to put the word "Grindrod" in a post this morning.

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The claim in the original post was largest package delivery company; I spent about 10 seconds researching it and found the same claims from FedEx, Ooops and DHL.

In terms of container shipping - many hours of sitting at rail road crossings waiting for freight trains to pass has taught me that Maersk has to be somewhere near the top of the container shipping companies.

This rubbish has been posted in everything from jazz forums to deep sea fishing forums but as I like to say - it must work or they wouldn't keep doing it.
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Old 08-17-2007, 10:32 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm sure there's a jazz musician applying for the post as I type.
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