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Location: SC Rep Power: 7  Country:  | call registers Ever want to call someone stupid, but want to do it in a way that is politically correct? Here are some great suggestions: A few clowns short of a circus A few fries short of a Happy Meal An experiment in artificial stupidity A few beers short of a six pack A few peas short of a casserole Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl A few feathers short of a whole duck All foam, no beer The cheese slid off his cracker Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down An intellect rivaled only by garden tools As smart as bait Chimney's clogged Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor Forgot to pay his brain bill Her sewing machine's out of thread His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels His belt doesn't go through all the loops If he had another brain, it would be lonely Missing a few buttons on his remote control No grain in the silo Receiver is off the hook Sky light leaks a little Too much yardage between the goal posts :laugh: :laugh: | ||||||||
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| Moderator   SD_WILSON is AWESOME!!!
Location: In a Galaxy far, far away... [a.k.a. Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA)] Rep Power: 9 Gender:  Country:  | call registers DON'T FORGET ALSO: He's as sharp as a beach ball. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts you'd get change. A room tempature I.Q. As bright as Alaska in December. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. He's so dense, light bends around him. One neuron short of a synapse. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasnt watching. Takes him 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes"  __________________ Life is far too important to be taken seriously! | ||||||||
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