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| Senior Member ![]() Java_Bob is sleeping
Location: A Blue State Rep Power: 12 ![]() ![]() | Slag, need some roomates A 21-year-old woman was beaten almost daily by three housemates with a frying pan, belt buckle, hammer and other objects as punishment for not doing her housework properly, state police said. Mickel Johnson, 24, was charged with second-degree assault and second-degree unlawful imprisonment for the physical abuse against Lenisha Artis in the home they shared at Fort Drum. Artis was also tied to a chair with her mouth taped shut and had boiling water poured over her, leaving extreme scarring, troopers said. State police also charged Trina Strait, 40, with first-degree and second-degree assault and Crystal Johnson, 37, with two counts of second-degree assault. “She wasn't doing her chores," said state police Investigator Stephen Kealy. The abuse began in late April or early May and continued for two months. Artis moved from Virginia to Fort Drum with Mickel Johnson in January, Kealy said. The arrests on Saturday stemmed from a complaint by Artis to Fort Drum Federal Police, who assisted with the investigation. None of the three suspects is a soldier, but Strait and Mickel Johnson are "military dependents," Kealy said. The investigator did not know whether Crystal Johnson and Mickel Johnson were related. Bail was set at $25,000 for Strait, $20,000 for Crystal Johnson and $15,000 for Mickel Johnson. They were being held in the Jefferson County jail. | ||||||||
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| Moderator ![]() MSYoung is meddling with dragons
Location: San Diego, CA Rep Power: 6 ![]() | I think these folks are looking for rooms in your place, preferably a room with no windows or bars. Just a solid door and walls. __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Marty | ||||||||
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| Senior Member ![]() Archibald J. Cox has no status.
Location: Where the hell is Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA)?!?! Rep Power: 6 ![]() | I sympathize with the torturers. I have a couple of roommates who think that floors sweep themselves, dishes clean themselves, and food being left around has nothing to do with the constant wave of ants. Of course if I dumped boiling water all over them they'd go running to the cops right away. So I spit in their soda. (That's a joke, people. I'm not that sick. I really just relay the message over and over to them in a straightforward manner, although it seems to have no effect.) __________________ Here's to our wives and lovers --- May they never meet. | ||||||||
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| Moderator ![]() JulianW is drinking coffee.
Location: 254.45 miles from Tiverton, Devon (ENGLAND) Rep Power: 9 ![]() | You could always sprinkle their floors with a little soda, I believe the ants will really go for that sugary hit. __________________ "Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity." | ||||||||
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| Senior Member ![]() Java_Bob is sleeping
Location: A Blue State Rep Power: 12 ![]() ![]() | [quote=Archibald J. Cox;137085]I sympathize with the torturers. I have a couple of roommates who think that floors sweep themselves, dishes clean themselves, and food being left around has nothing to do with the constant wave of ants. Of course if I dumped boiling water all over them they'd go running to the cops right away. So I spit in their soda. having "W"s for roomy's cause that ![]() | ||||||||
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