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Old 07-02-2007, 03:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A 21-year-old woman was beaten almost daily by three housemates with a frying pan, belt buckle, hammer and other objects as punishment for not doing her housework properly, state police said.

Mickel Johnson, 24, was charged with second-degree assault and second-degree unlawful imprisonment for the physical abuse against Lenisha Artis in the home they shared at Fort Drum. Artis was also tied to a chair with her mouth taped shut and had boiling water poured over her, leaving extreme scarring, troopers said.

State police also charged Trina Strait, 40, with first-degree and second-degree assault and Crystal Johnson, 37, with two counts of second-degree assault.

“She wasn't doing her chores," said state police Investigator Stephen Kealy.

The abuse began in late April or early May and continued for two months.

Artis moved from Virginia to Fort Drum with Mickel Johnson in January, Kealy said.

The arrests on Saturday stemmed from a complaint by Artis to Fort Drum Federal Police, who assisted with the investigation.

None of the three suspects is a soldier, but Strait and Mickel Johnson are "military dependents," Kealy said. The investigator did not know whether Crystal Johnson and Mickel Johnson were related.

Bail was set at $25,000 for Strait, $20,000 for Crystal Johnson and $15,000 for Mickel Johnson. They were being held in the Jefferson County jail.
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Old 07-02-2007, 05:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I think these folks are looking for rooms in your place, preferably a room with no windows or bars. Just a solid door and walls.
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It's so hard to get good help these days.
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I sympathize with the torturers. I have a couple of roommates who think that floors sweep themselves, dishes clean themselves, and food being left around has nothing to do with the constant wave of ants.

Of course if I dumped boiling water all over them they'd go running to the cops right away. So I spit in their soda.






(That's a joke, people. I'm not that sick. I really just relay the message over and over to them in a straightforward manner, although it seems to have no effect.)
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You could always sprinkle their floors with a little soda, I believe the ants will really go for that sugary hit.
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good reasons to not have room mates.
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[quote=Archibald J. Cox;137085]I sympathize with the torturers. I have a couple of roommates who think that floors sweep themselves, dishes clean themselves, and food being left around has nothing to do with the constant wave of ants.

Of course if I dumped boiling water all over them they'd go running to the cops right away. So I spit in their soda.


having "W"s for roomy's cause that
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You just have to stir the pot, don't you Boob? I mean Bob. Cute avatar,too.
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Have you thought about duct-taping them to their beds?
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The roomies or the ants?
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