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Old 12-03-2002, 10:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
she
could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that
there
were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he
said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
should
simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police
again.
"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
in
my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just

shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an

ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence.

Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

I love this!!!

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd
shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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Old 12-03-2002, 10:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Very interesting............

Kinda like when you call emergency services, and get a RAN recording indicating all personnel are busy, stay on the line.

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Reminds me of calling once because my neighbor and his son-in-law were fighting in the front yard and one of them had a shotgun. While on the phone with 911 the son-in-law left with the gun, so the operator says "Well, there's no problem now, is there."
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Typical...I've a friend who lives near one of the Housing projects here in Chicago...
EVERY Jan 1 the gangs start shooting....When a bullet came through her window one year, she called 911 and was told "There's nothing we can do, ma'am. Just stay down, keep away from the windows and have a Happy New year".
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Just as long as no one thinks this is either a true story or good advice.
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