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Location: Dallas, Texas Rep Power: 5 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | TEsting Rolm Section George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. I love this!!! One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" __________________ -=Welcome to PBXInfo=- -Become a PBXInfo Supporter -Get more PM Space, Profile Picture, a Signature -Add yourself to Pbxinfo's Frappr -Find Nortel Software | ||||||||
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Location: Dallas Rep Power: 7 ![]() | Qsig programing Reminds me of calling once because my neighbor and his son-in-law were fighting in the front yard and one of them had a shotgun. While on the phone with 911 the son-in-law left with the gun, so the operator says "Well, there's no problem now, is there." :casstet: | ||||||||
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| SICK WEBSITE....... Typical...I've a friend who lives near one of the Housing projects here in Chicago... EVERY Jan 1 the gangs start shooting....When a bullet came through her window one year, she called 911 and was told "There's nothing we can do, ma'am. Just stay down, keep away from the windows and have a Happy New year". | ||||||||
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