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Old 06-08-2007, 09:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Man Drowns In Bid To Retrieve Cell Phone
300-Pound Wisconsin Man Gets Stuck In Storm Sewer Where His Phone Had Fallen


SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin, June 7, 2007
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(AP) A 41-year-old man drowned after getting stuck in a storm sewer trying to retrieve a cell phone, police said.

The man weighed more than 300 pounds and was wedged with his head and shoulders underwater in a vertical storm drain in front of his home Wednesday, said police Lt. Tim Eirich.

The man's identity was not released pending notification of relatives.

Neighbor Chris Van Erem said he saw the man kneeling over the sewer before he fell in. Police said the man pulled the iron gate off trying to get the cell phone.

Then, a child from the neighborhood ran toward Van Erem frantically. Van Erem said he then saw the man's feet sticking up out of the grate.

"I ran over and tried to pull him on out," Van Erem said. "Absolutely helpless was the feeling. I couldn't budge him."

Van Erem had the child call emergency services as he continued to try to free the man.

"I could see his head and his shoulders were completely under the water," he said. "His legs weren't moving. He was completely unresponsive."

Van Erem said it ultimately took six firefighters to pull the man from the sewer. Sheboygan County Coroner David Leffin ruled the man's death as an accidental drowning.

The man's cell phone was later found at the bottom of the sewer, police said.
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Old 06-08-2007, 01:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That's terrible.
I never want to drown, be eatin by sharks or bears, or fall through the ice and die.
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That's terrible.
I never want to drown, be eatin by sharks or bears, or fall through the ice and die.
Uh, wouldn't drown before freezing if you fall through the ice?
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I see a lot of water related issues there, JiD.
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Old 06-08-2007, 09:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The man weighed more than 300 pounds and was wedged with his head and shoulders underwater in a vertical storm drain in front of his home Wednesday, said police Lt. Tim Eirich
300 lbs no wonder it took 6 people to pull him out

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you forgot one, FIRE
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A simple .22 to the back of the head is pretty effective
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Old 06-11-2007, 10:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Can you vision the "Nutty Rascals" trying to pull him out

Slag: "Where's the crane?"
JID: "Push him in"
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LMO: "Here's the kilt"
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Old 06-12-2007, 04:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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If he were wearing a kilt, it might be what helps to make the decision to save him...or not. Or, the view might be so distracting, he'd end up the way he did.
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Can you vision the "Nutty Rascals" trying to pull him out

Slag: "Where's the crane?"
I'm not sure if I would be looking for a crane cept to push him down further...
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