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Old 06-04-2007, 03:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Speaking of Sex....Viagra and my wife....

Ok guys,
Here is the scoop my wife is part of a mom's group and one of the women in the group has been given a prescription for Viagra to help her in the bedroom...

Well this woman is too scared to take them and asked someone in the playgroup to try it first... (for legal reasons this story is not true)
for everyone else...

Well of course my wife jumped at the opportunity and volenteered...

So...yesterday my wife took some...in the evening around 5pm... well we were not sure what to expect...
I had my own fantasy of her tackling me like an AXE commercial or something but after the first couple of hours...nothing seemed to happen..

As the night wore on she became very tired and complained of back pain...
well it turned out her back was stiff....
this is no lie...
I laughed pretty hard at this and suggested that the pill may have gotten stuck on the way down...

Well the night went on and she ended up just falling asleep, she never did experience a change of "mood" but that was because viagra in women doesn't change their mood it just makes sex for them more enjoyable.
http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/9811/04/viagra.women/ as I find out today...

So she is up for trying it again...this time with at least a happy ending

I bring this up because I know Viagra can be a dicy subject and as a young viril male with no history of ED, what would happen if I took some as well? I have been reading through the site and they say it safe just wondering if I will get a heart attack because its not prescribed to me?.. well If I do, at least they will have a handle to carry me out of the house with...
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Old 06-04-2007, 03:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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never tried the stuff myself, heart attack or something would be my luck

but go ahead and test it out for the rest of us Rick, you know a PBX clinical trail
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Old 06-04-2007, 04:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I can give you a little info.

I have a 48 year old friend who belongs to a swinging group and he does not have ED but he does use it sometimes. It does allow him to play for a very long time. The lady (or ladies, depending on the situation) are happy many times over before he finally commits.

If you take it and then sit down to watch TV, nothing will happen. The appropriate body part must be stimulated for things to arise and continue to be stimulated for things to remain in play.

He takes the smallest dosage recommended (25mg) and tells me that he gets a little dizzy for a few minutes but by the time it is ready to work (about 30 minutes) that has gone away. He has no prescription and buys his from Canada. But, as a caution, everybody is different but I have not heard of anyone having a dire reaction to it, especially at the lowest amount.

Forgot one detail. The paperwork that he gets with it says do not use it more than once every 24 hours.
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Old 06-04-2007, 05:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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One of the bad girls that boards at my stable (she's about 35) told me her guy tried it. He's about her age and really didn't need it, but they thought they'd do a clinical trial of their own. That endurance thing? Oh yeah. She said she thought she was going to have a heart attack trying to get him 'satisfied' and she's in good physical condition (she's one of those that will run miles and then get on her bike and go a few more miles). She said she was long past satisfied and thought he'd NEVER get there. The Grobian has no problems, so I don't think WE need to conduct any tests. It sounded scary to me.
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Have quite a few friends (and family) who use it, also Kamagra (Spanish i think) no-one i know has had issues and all seem to recomend it too, even Woman, so good luck.
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I guess the thing that bothers me most is the dizziness that Marty mentioned. That and the head achy thing that some report are reminders that these folks are playing with something that could have potentially serious afffects. Helloooo...you're playing with your circulation! Your blood pressure! Your heart!
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Aw c'mon JiD! Now you have to share!
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I can give you a little info.

I am a 48 year old who belongs to a swinging group and I do not have ED but I use it sometimes. It does allow me to play for a very long time. The lady (or ladies, depending on the situation) are happy many times over before I finally commit.

If you take it and then sit down to watch TV, nothing will happen. The appropriate body part must be stimulated for things to arise and continue to be stimulated for things to remain in play.

I take the smallest dosage recommended (25mg) and I get a little dizzy for a few minutes but by the time it is ready to work (about 30 minutes) that has gone away. I have no prescription and I buy from Canada. But, as a caution, everybody is different but I have not heard of anyone having a dire reaction to it, especially at the lowest amount.

Forgot one detail. The paperwork that I get with it says do not use it more than once every 24 hours.
Fixed it for ya...
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I'll just say "go and talk to your doctor..."
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