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korvettekarl · 05-08-2007, 11:00 AM

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely, The dog
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***Lmo*** · 05-08-2007, 11:04 AM

Don't forget, that in order to remove stubborn skid marks or mineral deposits, you might do well to use a cat that has not be declawed.

***Lmo*** · 05-08-2007, 11:30 AM

The above mentioned prodcedure is also known as puttig a tiny tiger in the tank.

slagburn · 05-09-2007, 01:32 AM

I might just try that with one or two of the GFs three cats.

***MSYoung*** · 05-09-2007, 01:43 AM

I am sure they will appreciate it and love you much more for it.

***JulianW*** · 05-09-2007, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slagburn

I might just try that with one or two of the GFs three cats.

Why don't you really go for it and do all three?

slagburn · 05-09-2007, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JulianW

Why don't you really go for it and do all three?

Because I'm buds with one of them.

Thus far the highlight of the relationship has been teaching the dogs to attack the cats on command.

Rachelle · 05-09-2007, 10:32 AM

you know... the GF has had the cats longer than you. at this point, they out rank you. you might want to keep that in mind. just a thought..........

rlc

***JulianW*** · 05-09-2007, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slagburn

Thus far the highlight of the relationship has been teaching the dogs to attack the cats on command.

And one of the cats is STILL buds with you?

slagburn · 05-09-2007, 11:02 AM

Actually a useful cat, brings back all sorts of dead things on the few occasions that we let him out. Great for when I hear (or see) things running around in the bushes.

The GF has pointed out that the dogs never used to be as aggressive before I showed up.

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