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Old 05-04-2007, 08:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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4 Skulls Found In Chicago Home
4 Human Skulls Found In Man's Chicago Apartment, But It's On The Level, Police Say


CHICAGO, May. 3, 2007
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(AP) Four human skulls were discovered in a man's apartment, one boiling in a pot of water, but authorities said charges aren't likely.

"It doesn't seem to be anything nefarious at this time," police Lt. Perry Nigro said. The 26-year-old owner of the skulls makes anatomical models for a living and appeared to be using them for medical purposes, Nigro said.

"As weird as it is, it doesn't seem like anything is wrong," Nigro said.

Police searched the apartment after someone who wanted to buy a mannequin in the home visited late Tuesday and saw the skulls on a porch and inside, with one boiling on the stove.

The man left and called police, Nigro said.

The skulls were turned over to the Cook County medical examiner's office, Nigro said.

The skulls' owner told authorities that he imported them legally from China.
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Old 05-04-2007, 08:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I certainly didn't know that you could just buy a skull!
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Bet the GF would love to come home and see one on the coffee table
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Old 05-04-2007, 08:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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They can be purchased legally for a lot of $$$$ under the guise of having medical uses.

I want skulls for bowls, cups, pencil holders and other things.
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Have you checked China yet?
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The skulls' owner told authorities that he imported them legally from China.

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I want skulls for bowls, cups, pencil holders and other things.
is your taste for this stuff growing or what
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would make a cool candle holder. Put them on stakes in the front yard, it might keep the neighbourhood kids away.
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Stories of rocksalt keep the neighbor kids away. If I had skulls in the front yard they would probably steal them.
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yea, good point.

Don't think I could get away with the salt rock idea.
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Cleaning a few guns on the porch works pretty well
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