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**SD_WILSON** · 06-10-2003, 10:03 AM

A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says "Hey, we don't serve strings here!" So the string walks outside, twists himself up, ruffles up his fibres and walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him and says "We don't serve strings here. Aren't you that string I just threw out?" The string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot!"

[Edited on 10/6/2003 by SD_WILSON]

colin · 06-13-2003, 06:56 AM

aaarrrggghhhhh.. :laugh:

PitViper · 06-13-2003, 09:38 AM

A one legged dog walks into the bar. The bartender says "What can I help ya with sir?"
The dog replies..."I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."

**SD_WILSON** · 06-13-2003, 10:04 AM

This duck walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, buddy, your pants are down..."

**SD_WILSON** · 06-13-2003, 10:06 AM

This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says,"What'll ya have..." The seal says, "Anything but a Canadian Club...

Icy · 06-13-2003, 12:36 PM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Twisted · 06-17-2003, 07:04 AM

a ham a cheese sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender said "sorry we do not serve food here"

Twisted · 06-17-2003, 07:05 AM

A grasshopper walkinto a bar and the bartender said" we have a drink named after you" and the grasshopper said " you have a drink named Steve"?

Twisted · 06-17-2003, 07:07 AM

a mushroom walkinto a bar and the bartender said "sorry we do not serve mushrooms here" and the mushroom said " come on I'm a fungi (fun guy)"

keith · 06-17-2003, 07:44 AM

a man walked into a bar and said "ouch"

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