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keith · 06-17-2003, 07:45 AM

there was two oranges sitting in a bar , one said to the other "your round" !!

keith · 06-17-2003, 07:46 AM

a horse walked into a bar . and the barman said to him " why the long face"..

colin · 06-17-2003, 08:38 AM

a white horse walked into a bar and the barman said ,, hey there's a whisky named after you,,,what said the horse you have a whisky called Kevin.. :laugh:

sigdog · 06-17-2003, 04:54 PM

A bear walks into a bar in Butte Montana and orders a beer.
The bartender says “I’m sorry we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Butte”
The bear gets pissed off and goes out side. Later he comes back in and orders a beer.
“Listen,” the bartender says “I told you we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Butte.”
The bear gets really pissed off and goes out side. He comes back in mad as hell and orders a beer.
“I told you twice already,” the bartender says “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Butte!!”
The bear looses his temper and grabs the nearest bar maid and swallows her whole.
“Now can I get a damn beer?!!!” he roars
“I’m sorry,” the bartender says “but we don’t serve drug addicts here.”
“What? I’m not a drug addict!” the bear says.
The bartender looks at him and says “What about that bar-bitch-u-ate?”

[Edited on 17/6/2003 by sigdog]

**SD_WILSON** · 06-18-2003, 08:15 AM

A leprechaun walks into a bar and he's got a steering wheel hanging off of his dick.
The people inquire as to how the steering wheel got on there, to which the leprechaun replies,
"I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

westcoaster · 06-18-2003, 08:49 PM

*sniff* *sniff*
Something smells....
I think it's the jokes.....

[Edited on 19/6/2003 by westcoaster]

**SD_WILSON** · 06-19-2003, 08:05 AM

Quote:

*sniff* *sniff*
Something smells....
I think it's the jokes.....

[Edited on 19/6/2003 by westcoaster]

:withstupid:
I'm rubber. You're glue. That bounces off me and sticks to you!! :P :moon:
:stooges:

westcoaster · 06-19-2003, 08:21 PM

(scratching head, trying to think of witty comeback)

TopJimmy · 06-20-2003, 10:33 AM

A priest, a rabbi, a minister, a duck, a pig, a chicken, a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke"?

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