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Old 04-10-2007, 05:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Cool It's Official: Birkhead's the Daddy!

Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern just became Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead.





After six months of legal wrangling, DNA swabbing and accusations of fraud, a genetic expert announced in a closed-door hearing in Bahamian court Tuesday that the father of Anna Nicole Smith's child is Larry Birkhead.
"I told you so!" a triumphant Birkhead said to applause outside the courthouse, adding with hands held high that his DNA was a "99.9999 percent" match.
"I'm excited," said the Kentucky native. "I'm happy to start a life with my daughter...Things are moving quickly here."
Howard K. Stern, the man listed as Dannielynn's father on her Bahamian birth certificate and the girl's sole parental figure since Anna Nicole Smith's death two months ago, said that he would not contest Birkhead's right to custody.
"My feelings for Dannielynn have not changed," Stern said. "I'm not going to fight Larry Birkhead for custody. I'm going to do whatever I can to make sure that he gets sole custody."
While Birkhead has been established as the father of Dannielynn, a hearing to determine custody is set to take place on Friday.
Smith's estranged mother, Virgie Arthur, filed paperwork last week asking to be named the child's guardian.
But speaking to reporters after Tuesday's announcement, Arthur and her lawyer struck a more conciliatory tone, saying the Texas police officer merely wanted to play a role in the infant's life.
"All I care about and all I ever cared about is the safety and well-being of my little granddaughter, Dannielynn," Arthur said. "I look forward to working with Larry raising my granddaughter and doing what is very best for her."
Asked how Smith might feel if she were alive, Arthur replied: "I think she would be happy to know that Dannielynn will find out who her father is."
Arthur, whose relationship with Stern can be called icy at best, had publicly supported Birkhead's paternity bid. (For a guide to all the major players, check out our Anna Nicole cheat sheet.)
All three principals and their respective attorneys attended the private hearing, which lasted just over a half-hour. Birkhead was also accompanied by his brother and sister and their kids.
Before heading in to the Nassau courthouse, he told reporters he was "feeling good," "confident" and "hopeful" that his contingent would "leave with one more."
"I'm a little tired, but I'm ready to get this over with."
While the disputed daddy drama played out in innumerable headlines, the case ironically wound up coming to a close in a decidedly nonpublic forum: No reporters were allowed in the courtroom, and everyone connected to the case has been, per Bahamian law, subject to a sweeping gag order.
However, due to the intense public interest in the hearing's outcome, the judge allowed the parties to break from the order and announce what had transpired behind closed doors.
Birkhead's paternity was authenticated in court by Dr. Michael Baird, an Ohio-based DNA specialist who tested samples obtained from Birkhead and Dannielynn on Mar. 21.
Baird testified to what Birkhead has spent nearly a year proclaiming both in and out of court: "Essentially, [Birkhead]'s the biological father," Baird said. "Congratulations, Larry."
Stern, listed as the girl's father on her birth certificate, was neither ordered nor volunteered to submit a genetic sample for testing.
After the hearing, Stern invited Birkhead back to his house to spend time with Dannielynn but added that he would like the hand-off of Dannielynn to be a "gradual transition period."
Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, the husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor and a late entry into the paternity race, did quite eagerly offer up his own DNA sample last month, but he was never deemed a viable candidate. He was not present for Tuesday's hearing.
Once the custody issue is resolved, Birkhead is planning to take Dannielynn back to his Los Angeles home, where the photographer has been setting up a nursery.
The 34-year-old soon-to-be single parent told MSNBC Monday that any court victory would be bittersweet, as he is now faced with the prospect of raising Dannielynn, a daughter he says he and Smith planned to have together, without her.
"Even when I make decisions, I kind of listen to a little voice to tell me, you know, what she thinks, you know, what she might wish me to do, or just kind of gives me the strength to, you know, this fight's worthwhile, you know, this is for the daughter we planned.
"I guess you have to walk this road alone...It's tough...I think that I'm just going to be looking over my shoulder all the time for Anna and she's not there to help me, you know."
Smith died Feb. 8 of an accidental overdose of prescription medication.
As Smith's sole surviving child, Dannielynn is in line for the bulk of Smith's estate. Depending on future court rulings, the child could come into a significant portion of $500 million left behind by Smith's late husband, oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II.
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Old 04-10-2007, 08:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Well now we know with 99.9999 percent certainty that he was hitting it... or hit it at least once.
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Old 04-11-2007, 08:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
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now the SOB has some money to play with
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Not from her. From the press maybe and a book deal or something, but right now the baby don't got jack.

Daddy Warbuck's fortune is still tied up in legal limbo. I'll be surprised if the judge lets a dime go to a child who the dead dude had nothing at all to do with.

The kid and her dead brother's estate will probably get what ANS had apart from Old Moneybags (Playboy, TV Show, NutriSlim whatever, etc.)
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