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Old 04-03-2007, 12:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A son asked his mother the following question:

"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies,
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your
bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this
with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
"Son, all household appliances come in white."
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Old 04-03-2007, 02:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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At least you didn't say, "recreational equipment". I think you guys are just wearing me down.


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At least you didn't say, "recreational equipment". I think you guys are just wearing me down.


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Rachelle, that is another fine term thank you..
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Boy: "Mommy, why is the woman wearing white?"
Mom: "Because today is the happiest day of her life."

<<Boy ponders>>


Boy: "Then why is the man wearing black?"
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Boy: "Mommy, why is the woman wearing white?"
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Boy: "Then why is the man wearing black?"


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because it is Java_Bob's funeral after telling the first joke
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