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Old 04-02-2007, 01:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A Danish woman whose teenage son locked himself into her car and refused to get out borrowed a policeman's axe and smashed open a window to make the boy change his mind, police said Monday.
A spokesman for the police in Flensburg near the Danish border said the 15-year-old locked the doors after his mother left the car to go shopping and refused to come out.
"She called police asking for help," the spokesman said, but the youth still refused to budge when an officer arrived.
"So she borrowed his axe and smashed open a window. It was a rather unusual way to resolve the matter."
It was not clear what the boy wanted.
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Old 04-02-2007, 01:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It was not clear what the boy wanted.
An ass whipping, if you ask me.
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Old 04-02-2007, 03:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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There are much easier ways to get into a locked car than being destructive.
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Old 04-02-2007, 06:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yes, but I bet she felt much better after smashing the window. Now her son just needs to worry about what she is going to do next.
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An axe whipping, if you ask me.
Fixied er on up for ya.
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Policemen in Denmark carry axes!
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What he wanted was attention and he got what he wanted...
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But, I bet he was sure surprised that the cop just stood there and let his mother swing an axe at him. What a cool cop! He must have teenagers of his own.


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