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korvettekarl · 03-28-2007, 11:26 AM

A mother decides she is going to visit her new daughter inlaw. When she gets to her son's house she just walks right in. Upon entering she sees her new daughter in law on the couch stark naked. She asks the new bride what she is doing. The daughter in law replies that she is wearing her Love dress and whenever her new husband sees her in it they make passionate love. The mother decides to go home and try this out on her husband. When her husband arrives home for work he asks what she is wearing, she replies "This is my Love dress" The husband replies "It needs ironing, what's for dinner?"

Mercury_Storm · 03-28-2007, 01:31 PM

ohhhhhhhh soooooooooo old!!

monkeylizard · 03-28-2007, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mercury_Storm

ohhhhhhhh soooooooooo old!!

thus the "needs ironing" comment.

Shanks · 03-28-2007, 04:56 PM

A professer gave his class an assignment, and the only reason for not finishing it would be if you were sick or a close relative died.

So this guy raised his hand and said " What about sexual exhaustion?"

The whole class burst out laughing.

After the laughter died down the professer replied " Maybe you should consider using the other hand!!!!!"

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