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***gei_spot*** · 03-16-2007, 04:32 PM

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest
>of me life, right between the legs of me wife!"
>
>That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
>toast of the night"
>
>She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
>
>John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me lif e, sitting in church
>beside me wife."
>
>"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>
>The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
>street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the
>prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
>
>She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
>he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep,
>and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
>

***JulianW*** · 03-19-2007, 07:08 AM

It was funnier last year!

http://www.pbxinfo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15764

slagburn · 03-19-2007, 11:24 PM

There needs to be some sort of repost break for the 50+ yr old fellers on here.

Call it a senior post.

Mercury_Storm · 03-20-2007, 03:25 AM

Old age catching up with you slag?

***gei_spot*** · 03-20-2007, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slagburn

There needs to be some sort of repost break for the 50+ yr old fellers on here.

Call it a senior post.

See.... now that's just wrong

and no I'm not 50.... yet

***JulianW*** · 03-20-2007, 12:03 PM

I've heard of soneone having a "senior moment" before so a "senior post" would be most fitting. How would we know when it was a genuine "senior moment" that had triggered the "senior post" and not just your average "brain fart" though?

***John_In_Dakota*** · 03-20-2007, 03:25 PM

This is fawking funny, Bob!!!!!(Or fill in name here)

I just copied my reply from last years post...

***Archibald J. Cox*** · 03-21-2007, 09:10 AM

Paddy and his friend were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.

While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Paddy stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth.

This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter Paddy blurted out, "Make the
entire ocean into Guinness!"

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the
entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished.

His friend says "Way to go, Paddy! Now what are we going to do in this stupid little dinghy?"

After a long, tension filled moment, Paddy says: "Don't worry, we'll just piss in the boat!"

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