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Old 03-08-2007, 08:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Moron of the month?

I know its early in the month but....


Man Burns Genitals In 'Jackass' Stunt
Man Suffers Serious Burns To His Genitals, Hands After Attempting Stunt From 'Jackass' Movie

EAU CLAIRE, Wis., Mar. 8, 2007
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(AP) Attempts to do a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges. The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire.

Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson, 43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court.

Witnesses told police that Anderson, who was drunk, volunteered to do the stunt Sunday after watching the movie, the complaint said.

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Anderson pulled down his pants and let Peterson spray him with lighter fluid. When the fire didn't catch, Peterson sprayed more lighter fluid on Anderson, splashing some on his clothing. He tried again to light the fire, catching Anderson's genitals, hands and clothes.

Anderson ran into the bathroom, jumped into the tub and put the flames out. Other guests took him to Luther Hospital, and eventually he was treated at the Regions Hospital Burn Unit in St. Paul, Minn., for second-degree burns.

Anderson told police who were called to the hospital that he didn't want anyone to get in trouble because of the stunt.

Peterson was freed on a $2,000 signature bond. He has a hearing scheduled April 16. If convicted, he faces up to 10 years in prison.

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Old 03-08-2007, 08:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hey come hear and light my balls on fire

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no problem bro, this will be a hoot...
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I hope that these two get to pay the medical bills for this stunt. I would imagine that a stint in the burn unit wouldn't be cheap.
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Old 03-08-2007, 11:06 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Perhaps we have done a little cleaning of the gene pool here?
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Incineration of the gene pool maybe. No great loss, I'm sure
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too bad it wasn't 3rd degree
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That hurts just to think about it, and I bet it was rather embarrassing to explain. I bet every person in the hospital knows about it.
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I could only imagine showing up at prison with that as the crime.
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It might keep your rectum safe if everyone thinks you'll burn their balls off if they tried anything.
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