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| Senior Member   Java_Bob is sleeping
Location: A Blue State Rep Power: 12  Gender:  Country:  | see what Viagra will do Iguana's stubborn erection to get the chop Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days. Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises. Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news. "It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation. "I don't think so. That's all in his head." | ||||||||
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Location: Europe Rep Power: 6 Country:  | Holy S+++t - I recently had to give my 2 iguanas away & was actually asked by a contact at Antwerp's Aquatopia if they could have them (no joke) - after finding out that their last iguanas had died and their webpage describing iguana iguana as an omnivorious species (its actually a herbivore) I declined... Im not sure that chopping the good old hemipenis is a good idea as the male ig actually makes sperm "packets" which are passed to the female (who can apparently save the stuff for several years before use) - I would imagine these packets would be produced so I guess all the wedding tackles got to go. | ||||||||
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