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Stupid Quote #1

Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest:


Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."


Stupid Quote #2

Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22-


"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."


Stupid Quote #3

David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.-


"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."


Stupid Quote #4

Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign-


"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."


Stupid Quote #5


Mayor Marion Barry, Washington DC-


"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."


Stupid Quote #6

Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia-


"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe."

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