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Rep Power: 6 ![]() | He had it coming My daughter related a story to me that she got a real chuckle from even though she couldn't stick around long enough to see the very end. An NFL linebacker came roaring into the parking lot, cutting everyone off with his James Bond style Aston-Martin and proceeded to whip into the handicapped parking spot closest to the front door. As he gathered his 'bling' and strutted into the store he didn't notice the plainclothes cop who had been following him. Soon the smiling cop was standing calmly by the car writing and stacking violations on the windshield. __________________ Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're still here we may as well dance. | ||||||||
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Location: 1069.7 miles from Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA) Rep Power: 12 ![]() | I hate the drivers that park in front of a store while they are waiting for someone to come out. These a@@hats park right in front of the "Tow Away Zone" and "Emergency Parking Only." I say to the store "if you put the sign up enforce what the sign says or take the stupid sign down!" __________________ Fellas', I need more Cow Bell! | ||||||||
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Location: San Diego, CA Rep Power: 5 ![]() | We have an auxiliary unit in the San Diego Police that consist of civilians driving cars that are marked as San Diego Police. No lights, siren, or gun and they are painted all white. They do have a police radio in them. Their purpose is to look for non violent offenders. People that do not park properly (like in tow away zones), in handicapped spaces without a placard, etc. They write tickets for these and will call for a tow truck when required. They cruise places like shopping malls and industrial areas. I have seen several tickets given that would not have been if they didn't exist. Shopping malls are private property but many of them have asked for this service to suppliment their own security. __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Marty | ||||||||
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Location: 3498.51 miles from Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA) Rep Power: 16 ![]() | Sadly people in those positions usually know more than a few people that will make those tickets just sort of disappear - sort of like having a cop 'buddy' who can get those things signed off for you. | ||||||||
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Location: A galaxy far far away Rep Power: 3 ![]() | Last year Allen Iverson the 76ers basketball player left his Rolls Royce in a handicapped spot at the airport for over a week whilst he he flew overseas to relieve "the stress of being rich and famous". A parking ticket is a pimple on a gnat's ass to these overpaid idiots. | ||||||||
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Location: The monkey's hole Rep Power: 7 ![]() | Quote:
Tried that once...never again. My $90 ticket never got fixed (no fault of my cop buddy), his contacts just didn't get it done. I had moved and never updated my address on my license. when I finally did and went for a new one, the old douche bag at at the DMV said my license was supended. My $90 ticket became $250 + the $90 plus a 5-year mark on my record of a suspended license. Thanks buddy... ![]() | |||||||||
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Rep Power: 6 ![]() | Quote:
__________________ Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're still here we may as well dance. | |||||||||
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Rep Power: 6 ![]() | Quote:
__________________ Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're still here we may as well dance. | |||||||||
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Location: San Diego, CA Rep Power: 5 ![]() | Perhaps there should be a special class of traffic ticket if given to a Rolls Royce driver. Three zeroes are added to the right end of the dollar amount. __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Marty | ||||||||
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