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Old 11-08-2006, 11:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dead woman wins county commissioner's race

Dead woman wins county commissioner's race
S.D. candidate gets 100 votes; official says voters knew she was deceased

PIERRE, S.D. - A woman who died two months ago won a county commissioner's race in Jerauld County on Tuesday.

Democrat Marie Steichen, of Woonsocket, got 100 votes, defeating incumbent Republican Merlin Feistner, of Woonsocket, who had 64 votes.

Jerauld County Auditor Cindy Peterson said she believes the county board will have to meet to appoint a replacement for Steichen. Peterson said she'll check with the state's attorney to be sure that's the process.

Peterson said voters knew Steichen had died.

"They just had a chance to make a change, and we respect their opinion."
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Old 11-08-2006, 12:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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sounds like a good way to fix an election. Get the dead candidate voted in and replace them with one of your choosing.
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Old 11-08-2006, 12:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I agree

I think in many cases that I would of voted for a dead person rather than some of the options that I had yesterday.....
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Old 11-08-2006, 02:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I DID vote for a dead person...

Well...almost dead, but still
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Old 11-08-2006, 04:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I didn't know Al Gore was running for anything...
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Well those are some pretty stupid people that live in South Dak........hey wait a minute. I live in South Dakota. Ahhh it's the poeple that live in Jerauld County, yea those a$$hats!
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Well those are some pretty stupid people that live in South Dak........
We just call them End users.. aka "my phone doesnt work".. did u push the right key? "I had to push that key? I never used to!!"

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If it had been a dead democrat in Texas I'd almost bet that polling records would show that the deceased had voted for herself. It's a Texas tradition..vote early and vote often.
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If it had been a dead democrat in Texas I'd almost bet that polling records would show that the deceased had voted for herself. It's a Texas tradition..vote early and vote often.
Me thinks that idea was coined in Illinois by the mayor.
Can't recall his name though.

Jack, PG who is it I'm thinking of?
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You are probably thinking of the original mayor Daly in Chicago.
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