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Old 11-07-2006, 04:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A Russian doctor has started a booming sideline in custom-made condoms.
Moscow urologist Dr Petr Pomozov started making condoms to order after a number of patients complained they had problems finding ones that fitted.

And the money started pouring in when Dr Pomozov, who sells his condoms privately to individuals, came up with the idea of offering special motifs and pictures on the condoms.

He said: "Lots of people come to me asking for my designer condoms. They want something that is not only the perfect size for them but also a bit individual.

"People ask for condoms with bears drawn on them, or Mickey Mouse on them, or elephants.

"Some patriotic people ask for them with Kalashnikov guns drawn on them while there are others who want something romantic like Venetian gondolas. We do it all for them."
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Old 11-07-2006, 07:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"Some patriotic people ask for them with Kalashnikov guns drawn on them
Up until I read that I was wondering what kind of idiot wants a condom with stuff drawn on it... now I know.

The biggest issue with the free condoms here is that they only come in one size - can be unfortunate for those with extra in that department.
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Old 11-08-2006, 10:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Now we have two threads about condoms.

a very diverse forum that we have here.
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Old 11-09-2006, 11:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The biggest issue with the free condoms here is that they only come in one size - can be unfortunate for those with extra in that department.

I didn't know that you would have to "frequent" "free" condoms

I myself "don't need no stinking condoms"
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Have you priced out a box of condoms recently? I'm much happier keeping the cash in my pocket and stopping by the STD health care place for some free hats.
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Aren't theirs made from 3mil rubber?
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Old 11-10-2006, 07:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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And I thought it was from old car tyres.
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Does it matter if they get the job done?
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And they take all of the metal splinters out.
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