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Old 10-05-2006, 11:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Woman Shows Up Drunk at DWI Hearing.

Ark. Woman Shows Up Drunk at DWI Hearing

LITTLE ROCK — A Little Rock woman facing her fifth drunken-driving charge in the span of a year — and third in less than a month — showed up to a court appearance drunk Tuesday morning, a court official said.
Susan Marshall, 55, was arrested for contempt of court after a brief appearance in Little Rock District Court, said chief probation officer Sheila Farley. Marshall later had a blood-alcohol level of 0.147 percent, Farley said. The legal limit for adult drivers in Arkansas is 0.08 percent.
Marshall said she did not drive to her court appearance and had no keys when arrested, Farley said.
Marshall, who had three drunken-driving arrests in September, was taken to Pulaski County Jail. She was scheduled for another court appearance Wednesday, Farley said.
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Old 10-05-2006, 11:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Did she remember why she was going to court in the first place???

I like the 'you make kitty scared' avatar!
I wish I could make squirrely scared; all summer long, he's been stealing tomatoes from my garden and I find them half eaten in the yard.
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Old 10-05-2006, 11:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Did she remember why she was going to court in the first place???

I like the 'you make kitty scared' avatar!
I wish I could make squirrely scared; all summer long, he's been stealing tomatoes from my garden and I find them half eaten in the yard.
well it is squirrel season.... bag a few to go with your tomatoe sauce
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Old 10-05-2006, 11:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You can always bag a few and hang them around the garden, might keep the others away.
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Old 10-05-2006, 11:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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yeah...then I WOULD make squirrely scared!
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bag it and get it stuffed in the scared squirel pose. Might be a deterant and can use it year after year.
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I need a hammock, my .22 and cooler full of ber... make squirrely deed.
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I need a hammock, my .22 and cooler full of ber... make squirrely deed.
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I need a hammock, my .22 and cooler full of ber... make squirrely deed.
Don't worry G, it's the accent, it should read as "cooler full of beer... make squirrely dead."
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It IS Slag...maybe he meant "make squirrely deed".
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