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Old 09-29-2006, 12:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.


3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!


5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.


6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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Old 09-29-2006, 03:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I have to admit, that just for kicks and giggles, I keep looking for objects once I have found them. It's even more fun when I've enlisted help in looking for said object and I don't tell people I found it.
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Old 09-30-2006, 12:02 AM   #3 (permalink)
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#6 will get a loud NO from me... if I ever ask that question it is always in a voice dripping with sarcasm - that question is also used to indcated that I'm about to ask a question way off the topic or way off the wall.
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People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
If the T.V. had any buttons on it to allow me to change channels then maybe I'd do it the old fashioned way!
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My brand new TV has channel change buttons on it... now I feel screwed.
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My brand new TV has channel change buttons on it... now I feel screwed.
The difference is with using the channel change buttons on the set, and going from channel 1 to 200, you have to push the button 200 times. On the remote you only have to push three buttons.
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