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Old 09-28-2006, 08:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Don't forget anniversaries

Remember Ring




The Remember Ring has a special nagging feature, using its "Hot Spot" technology that warms up to 120 degrees Fahrenheit for 10 seconds, every hour, on the hour, beginning 24 hours before that "special day," apparently honoring the anniversary of your voluntary servitude. That's supposed to be warm enough to be uncomfortable but not hot enough to burn you. The Remember Ring converts the heat from your hand into electricity using a micro-thermo pile, keeping that battery charged and its heat-bomb clock ticking away, ready to burn you again next year.
Tell the proprietors when your anniversary date is when you order the ring, and they'll program it for you.


I want to know what happens should it go wrong??? Will it nag you every day for the rest of your life? Will you be left with a finger?
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Great, one more thing for them to ban when going through airport security.

As for the nagging every day for the rest of your life, all you have to do is forget once and that will happen. You don't need to go through the expence of buying a special ring for it
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As for the nagging every day for the rest of your life, all you have to do is forget once and that will happen. You don't need to go through the expence of buying a special ring for it
You do, it's called a standard wedding ring.
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Oh yea, that thing. I wondered why my left arm was longer than my right.
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technology that warms up to 120 degrees Fahrenheit for 10 seconds, every hour, on the hour, beginning 24 hours before that "special day," apparently honoring the anniversary of your voluntary servitude. That's supposed to be warm enough to be uncomfortable but not hot enough to burn you.....
And I suppose there's an option that takes it up to, say 200F if you go past said day without appropriate actions?
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Need something like that for us single folk who forget weekly / monthly / whatever relationship anniversaries.
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