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Old 09-18-2006, 01:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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They must smoke some bad stuff in

LAGOS, Nigeria - A Nigerian murder suspect accused of killing his brother with an axe told police investigators he actually attacked a goat, which was only later magically transformed into his sibling's corpse, officials said Thursday.

The man, whose name wasn't released, offered police his explanation after his arrest on Tuesday in the death of his brother the previous day at Isseluku village in southern Nigeria.

"He said that the goats were on his farm and he tried to chase them away. When one wouldn't move, he attacked it with an axe. He said it then turned into his brother," Police Commissioner Udom Ekpoudom told the Associated Press.

Murder suspects in Nigeria, where many people believe in black magic, sometimes claim spirits tricked them into killing. In 2001, eight people were burned to death after one person in their group was accused of making a bystander's penis magically disappear.
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Old 09-18-2006, 02:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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He probably found out that his brother was helping the Nigerian banker get a few million dollars out of the country in return for 10% of it and that his brother was not going to share any of it with him.
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Old 09-18-2006, 09:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Do they have jurys over there? Maybe if they're all smoking the same thing / doing the same which craft they'll all see it the same way.
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Do they have jurys over there? Maybe if they're all smoking the same thing / doing the same which craft they'll all see it the same way.
I see a guy behind a cardbord box trying to sell butt kicks
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Everyone of those guys deserves a free kick in the a$$... they would probably think of it as an act of god or something.
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Everyone of those guys deserves a free kick in the a$$... they would probably think of it as an act of god or something.
fixed it for ya


http://www.funlol.com/pictures/kick-in-the-ass.html
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Is that the 1950's school principal from Back to the Future doing the a$$ kicking in that link?
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