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Old 09-14-2006, 12:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I've studied all of these
Which one do you think I'm best at...


[ 1 ] Standing monkey.
[ 2 ] Lost monkey.
[ 3 ] Druken monkey.
[ 4 ] Stone monkey.
[ 5 ] Wooden monkey

Monkey Kung Fu (Tai Shing Kung Fu). Tai Shing Pek Kwar(Tai Sing Pap Kar).
Tai Shing developed by Kou Sze. Pek Kwar developed by Ma Chi Ho.
Tai Shing Pek Kwar developed by Ken Tak Hoi.
Six mental attitudes: Deviousness. Elusiveness.
Unpredictability. Sneakiness. Destructiveness.
Maneuvering principles: Grabbing. Falling. Lunging.
Jumping. Turning. Hidding. Dodging. Spinning.
Ground fighting techniques. Fast attacks. Dodge and feint.
Feint and draw. Bluff and double bluff.
Rolling tumbling movements. Highly acrobatic and deceptive.
Leap and turn. Hide and dodge.
Alert and nimble. Rising and falling. Dodges and somersaults. Leaps and spins.
Constantly changing footwork. Axe fist. Rolling tumbling movements.
Kicking striking throwing leaping and sumersaulting. Over
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Old 09-14-2006, 12:52 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I like lost monkey.
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were you drunk when you posted that?????
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yep it looks like something i would do....
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He does pretty well TUI (typing under influence).
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He does pretty well CAPUI (cutting and pasting under influence).
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StoneD monkey that should read, right?
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