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Old 09-08-2006, 09:32 AM   #21 (permalink)
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And the question posed above IS interesting....just how does one die testing a 9 volt battery?

according to these, it can't
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07...th_by_battery/
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according to this, it can
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1999-50.html
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Dr Xheng Hu of the School of Electrical and Information Engineering at the University of Sydney confirms that a 9V battery does not have enough voltage to kill a person by testing it on the tongue.

He adds: "It cannot be entirely excluded however. If a person is very ill, for example, has heart problems, or has a heart pacemaker that could be disrupted, and so on, they could possibly die from testing the battery in this way. But normally it wouldn't happen."
So from that I presume it's possible, 60million people in the country, quite a few pacemakers, 3 deaths a year = vaguely possible but I wouldn't expect it to be year on year.
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Old 09-08-2006, 09:49 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Personally I'm hoping that it's something to do with the person having a pacemaker as I tend to test 9v batterys on my tongue! Maybe I should change my test proceedures?
Only if you plan on getting a pacemaker.
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Old 09-08-2006, 09:55 AM   #23 (permalink)
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an iron-rich diet, a cut in the mouth, blood on the tongue, a pacemaker -- a CSI: London show in the making!
an evil wife could off the hubby this way
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Old 09-08-2006, 10:47 AM   #24 (permalink)
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an evil wife could off the hubby this way
Are you making plans?
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None whatsoever. (Eat another helping of liver, Dear) I was just thinking of how it could be used in a CSI. (Oh! did your spoon have a rough edge on it?) Arch suggested it for CSI (Honeybunny, does this battery work?)
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And lastly. The brits aren't as stupid as say, the Scotts. (i'm gonna go to hell for that last)
Now why'd you go and do a thing like that?
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