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| Moderator   papa-bear is suffering from a pad thai lunch
Location: @home Rep Power: 8  Gender:  Country:  | NEWS ARTICLE : Woman Crashes When Teaching Dog to Drive http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060828/D8JPDRP04.html Woman Crashes When Teaching Dog to Drive Aug 28, 8:13 AM (ET) BEIJING (AP) - A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday. No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said. The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua. "She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car." Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs. | ||||||||
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| Junior Member   Pirates_Ghost has no status.
Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 12  | Must've misunderstood when they told her her dog needed a liscense.  __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!  | ||||||||
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| 08-28-2006, 03:07 PM | #5 (permalink) | ||||||||
| Senior Member   Lmo has no status.
Rep Power: 7 | Wait til she tries to teach the dog to parallel park. I guess she didn't watch Saturday Night Live all those years when they did the Toonces the Driving Cat skits. Toonces always ended up in a wreck...did she think her dog would do better? | ||||||||
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| 08-29-2006, 07:37 AM | #10 (permalink) | ||||||||
| Senior Member  slagburn has no status.
Location: 3498.51 miles from Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA) Rep Power: 16 Gender:  Country:  | Couple of dudes looking for a ride home at night walk into a pizza joint and order a pizza to be delivered... then hitch a ride with the pizza delivery guy, when they get to the house they slam the door in his face then open it a second later yelling something about the pizza man being there. | ||||||||
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