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Old 08-09-2006, 08:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jet lands safely after door falls off



A jet owned by leading Brazilian airline TAM landed safely on Tuesday after one of its doors fell off and crashed to earth next to a supermarket shortly after departure from Sao Paulo.
No one was hurt in the incident, a TAM spokeswoman said. The Fokker 100 plane with 79 people aboard en route to Rio de Janeiro returned to the airport safely 18 minutes after taking off.
TAM has been replacing its Fokker planes since the Dutch aircraft maker went bankrupt 10 years ago. It still has 22, but expects to gradually eliminate all of them by 2010.
The same type of plane, also operated by TAM, caused one of Brazil's worst air disasters in 1996. It crashed in an urban area shortly after taking off from Sao Paulo, killing about 100 people, including some on the ground.
In 1997, an explosion of undetermined origin killed a passenger who was blown out of a TAM Fokker 100 during flight. In 2001 an engine breakup on a TAM Fokker 100 caused two cabin windows to shatter and one of 82 passengers aboard died as a result of the depressurization.
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Old 08-09-2006, 09:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Stupid Fokkers.
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Old 08-09-2006, 09:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Aircraft maker went bankrupt 10 years ago, and they wonder why they can't get parts.
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Old 08-09-2006, 09:58 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Fokker's bite!

And if I worked on this Fokker, i'd make sure I got all the nut's and bolts and screws tight. No one want's a loose Fokker when your strapped on to a Fokker seat.
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Fokkin' aye.
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hey Slag, wasn't that jet that was flying around LAX all day to lose fuel because the landing gear wouldn't come down a Fokker? I think the airline was SW.

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Southwest only flies 737s. Don't remember what airline it was.
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Don't they have a few of those fokking MD80s left?
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