darby

A rather confident Navy Seal walks into a local club bar and takes a seat
next to a very attractive woman
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he
replies. "I was just issued this
state-of-the-art watch, and I was testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about
it?"
"It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically," he explains.
"Oh really? What's it telling you now," she inquires.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken then, because I am
wearing panties!"
The Seal starts tapping on the watch face and says, "Damn, the thing must be
an hour fast."


:laugh: :P