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Old 07-12-2006, 08:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Test.... don't cheat

This is a test.
Give it a try, then post here if you are among the 98% or the 2%.
You'll understand what that means after you finish taking the test.

Now - just follow the instructions as quickly as possible.

DO NOT go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one..

You DO NOT need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind.

You'll be surprised.


Start:
How much is: 15 + 6













3 + 56















89 + 2


















12 + 53
















75 + 26

















25 + 52

















63 + 32















I know! Calculations are hard work, but it's nearly over. . .
Come on, one more! ...
















123 + 5


















QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!
















Scroll further to the bottom...









A bit more...






















You just thought about a red hammer , didn't you?


If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have
a different, if not abnormal, mind.


98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.
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Old 07-12-2006, 09:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Spanner isn't a Hammer so I'm in the 2%. Saw this a couple of days ago on an e-mail but that was my answer then and it's my answer now.
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Old 07-12-2006, 09:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Sorry, Orange Drill was my choice.

Sooooooo, Java.... since I didn't pick the red hammer....what does that mean?
Does it have a meaning? Why and what meaning should it have?
What does it mean since i chose an orange drill???

Would it have been better / different if I had chosen a brown orange peeler???
Maybe a Blue Hatchet????????
What does it all mean??????????????
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Old 07-12-2006, 09:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Sorry, Orange Drill was my choice.

Sooooooo, Java.... since I didn't pick the red hammer....what does that mean?
Does it have a meaning? Why and what meaning should it have?
What does it mean since i chose an orange drill???

Would it have been better / different if I had chosen a brown orange peeler???
Maybe a Blue Hatchet????????
What does it all mean??????????????

Means this i guess.........
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abnormal, mind as we all know suits me to a tee...

NOW....I'm must be 1.999% because while I DID think Hammer, I thought BLUE hammer....but that could be because I stepped on my son's blue toy hammer this morning getting out of the shower.
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Yellow Screw driver................ I'm in the 2% club too.

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Yellow Screw driver................ I'm in the 2% club too.

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Me thinks there is an interesting story behind THAT one
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I'm starting to think that from the results either
1) the 98% / 2% ratio is seriously out or
2) the collection of people that are here are just strange.
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2) the collection of people that are here are just strange.
Jules, you've obviously been drinking if your just NOW thinking of this
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Jules, you've obviously been drinking if your just NOW thinking of this
Nah, I'm just starting to relax again with the forthcoming holiday looming.
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