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**rixride** · 07-07-2006, 01:13 PM

How to Prevent Chapped Lips in a Manly Fashion All you guys know that when your lips are chapped, the only thing to do is whip out the chapstick and slather it on. But in doing so it is hard to maintain a manly composure. Below is the correct manly manner to avoid chapped lip pain.
Steps

The first thing about using chapstick is how to hold the stick. Most people only use a weak fingertip grip, resulting in looking like a pansy. Use a firm full fist manly grip so that everyone around you is confident of your sexuality.
DO NOT PUCKER UP. When you apply chapstick, naturally our lips will extend to meet the stick. This technique only applies to lipstick. Chapstick is not lipstick. Simply close your mouth and rub the chapstick all over.
Although it may seem like a small point, the way you put the chapstick back in your pocket can say a lot about your masculinity. Be sure to look up and away from the pocket you are using and to simply shove the stick in. DO NOT spend time making sure the stick is securely in your pocket, you're a man, you don't care.
Most importantly, pretend that nothing ever happened as soon as the chapstick is out of sight.

Tips

Alternate (more manly) method: Have your girlfriend apply chapstick to her own lips. Kiss.
Alternative (lip balm free) method: Drink plenty of water at the first sign of chapped lips. Your lips will moisten naturally.

***John_In_Dakota*** · 07-07-2006, 02:50 PM

5. Don't forget to remove chap stick from pants pocket. If you wash the chap stick it will only get wet. If you put your pants with chap stick in them into the dryer....look out! Chap sick will get all over the other clothes.

Pirates_Ghost · 07-07-2006, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by John_In_Dakota

5. Don't forget to remove chap stick from pants pocket. If you wash the chap stick it will only get wet. If you put your pants with chap stick in them into the dryer....look out! Chap sick will get all over the other clothes.

you loose your Man Card because you posted this...You know that don't you?

slagburn · 07-07-2006, 03:10 PM

What is chap stick? I went camping with a couple of co-workers a few weeks ago who had to make a special trip when they found out that neither of them had chap stick... I didn't see a use for it and I don't like the way it feels.

Pirates_Ghost · 07-07-2006, 03:40 PM

Chap stick=what happens when you forget to put on pants before your chaps on a hot afternoon at the rodeo.

***rwhite*** · 07-07-2006, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by John_In_Dakota

If you put your pants with chap stick in them into the dryer....look out! Chap sick will get all over the other clothes.

Voice of experience, I presume?

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Originally Posted by Pirates_Ghost

Chap stick=what happens when you forget to put on pants before your chaps on a hot afternoon at the rodeo.

GROOOAAANNN.>>>

**rixride** · 07-07-2006, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by slagburn

...... I didn't see a use for it and I don't like the way it feels.

Try using it on your lips instead of between your buttcheeks.

Pirates_Ghost · 07-10-2006, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by rixride

Try using it on your lips instead of between your buttcheeks.

Exacty my point with my defining ChapStick

slagburn · 07-10-2006, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by rixride

Try using it on your lips instead of between your buttcheeks.

With some of the food I've been eating recently the buttcheek idea might not be such a bad one...

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