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| Senior Member ![]() gei_spot is going phishing
Location: Somewhere in this vast universe on a little rock that looks like a grape. Rep Power: 12 ![]() | I shoulda wrote my check to the IRS like this... Man May Get Jail for Ticket Expletive Tuesday, June 27, 2006 (06-27) 16:22 PDT Berkley, Mich. (AP) -- The parking fine was $10. But the comment Robert Militzer added to the check could land him in jail for 30 days. The computer programmer from Allen Park got the ticket May 29. When Militzer wrote the check to Berkley District Court, he scribbled on the memo line, "BULL (expletive) MONEY GRAB." That got Militzer an in-person court appearance — on a contempt of court charge. He's scheduled to go before a judge Wednesday, accompanied by an American Civil Liberties Union attorney who will argue Militzer's remark is protected by the First Amendment. Militzer, 38, was ticketed for parking in front of a friend's house overnight. He said he obeyed signs prohibiting parking between 2 a.m. and 6 a.m. during previous visits, but the signs weren't there the morning he was cited. "I thought they were gaming me, collecting fines without giving people a fair chance to avoid it," Militzer told The Detroit News. "If the sign had been there, I knew what the law was. I would take my lumps and move on." Militzer said he realized the off-color notation "didn't solve anything." But, he added, "It let them know I felt they were being unfair." Richard Eshman, Berkley's public safety director, said Militzer could have requested a hearing to argue against the ticket. "There's an avenue for protesting that kind of thing," he said. ACLU lawyer Elsa Shartsis said Militzer's "choice of words may not be the best, and it may offend some people, but it's not illegal." __________________ | ||||||||
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| Senior Member ![]() Archibald J. Cox has no status.
Location: Where the hell is Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA)?!?! Rep Power: 6 ![]() | <as an aside> I went to Home Depot to buy a grill. After having the most horrible experience with a salesperson EVER, I finally got to the checkout. (Seriously, I knew which grill I wanted, and it still took me two hours in the place to get it) The guy at the register rings me up, I pay, THEN he mumbles something about not having any propane tanks. (Even though there were about 200 of them outside) So he has to cancel the order, ring everything back up without the propane, and I sign the credit card screen "F*** HOME DEPOT" in block print. No one even looked at it. </end of aside> | ||||||||
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| Senior Member ![]() slagburn has no status.
Location: 3498.51 miles from Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA) Rep Power: 16 ![]() | The biggest problem with hardware stores these days... too many know nothing kids and not enough old geezers. Was there are thread on here about the guy who signed everything but his name on credit card slips and was never caught doing it? Or was that another forum I frequent... | ||||||||
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| Moderator ![]() JulianW is drinking coffee.
Location: 254.45 miles from Tiverton, Devon (ENGLAND) Rep Power: 9 ![]() | Quote:
B&Q here have a policy of hiring the "old geezers" as they're more reliable and more helpful to the customers. | |||||||||
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