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Old 06-28-2006, 02:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ok ladies just for you

Hey he's rich to boot...



Man With Faulty Penile Implant Gets $400K


By RAY HENRY, Associated Press Writer

Friday, June 23, 2006


(06-23) 16:40 PDT Providence, R.I. (AP) --


A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.


Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.


But Lennon could not position his penis downward. He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said.


In 2004, a jury awarded him $750,000. A judge called that excessive and reduced it to $400,000. On Friday, the Rhode Island Supreme Court affirmed that award in a ruling that turned on a procedural matter.


"I don't know any man who for any amount of money would want to trade and take my client's life," said Jules D'Alessandro, Lennon's attorney. "He's not a whole person."


A lawyer representing both Dura-II manufacturer Dacomed Corp. and the company's insurer declined to comment. Dacomed maintained that nothing was wrong with the implant.


The implant consists of a series of plastic plates strung together with steel surgical wire, almost like a roll of wrapped coins. Springs press against the plates, creating enough surface tension to simulate an erection, D'Alessandro said.


Lennon cannot get the implant removed because of health problems, including open-heart surgery, his lawyer said. Impotence drugs could not help Lennon even if he were able to have the device taken out, because tissue had be to removed for it to be implanted.


Dacomed was later acquired by a California company whose sales dropped when Viagra was introduced on the market. The company filed for bankruptcy the following year.
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Old 06-28-2006, 03:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Gei, he's 68 years old. If I want a horny 68 year old, I can wait for the old fart that comes to my health center 'for a visit' and hits on me.

Of course...this old fart's $400,000.00 might make him a litle more welcome than my current suitor, who brings me roses he's picked out of other people's yards. You never know.

You'd think that after 10 years, he'd have a heart attack or something.
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The descriptions of the device sounds like that kid's toy that you bend in different directions and make shapes out of. How odd that they would use the same concept to assist in ED.

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Old 06-28-2006, 04:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Rachelle, you just brought way too many pictures to mind!
Bend it, shape it, anyway you want it!
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Poor guy!!! I dont know why he didnt sue the dr too!!! Sounds like he has a slinky installed.
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Now see, Princess, that's an entire other set of pictures brought to mind!

Slinky was the first thing I thought of when Rachelle made her comment.

Cant you see him standing at the top of the steps, with "Slinky" doing it's thing? DADDY'S HOME!!!!!!!!
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Now see, Princess, that's an entire other set of pictures brought to mind!

Slinky was the first thing I thought of when Rachelle made her comment.

Cant you see him standing at the top of the steps, with "Slinky" doing it's thing? DADDY'S HOME!!!!!!!!

yikes you 2 are dangerous
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You're just now figuring that out?
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