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| Junior Member ![]() ![]() Pirates_Ghost has no status.
Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 11 ![]() | Last Child Support Check: Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face." So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the spression on her face. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that? "She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy".... and watch the 'spression on yo face. __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | ||||||||
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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 11 ![]() | Is it? ....well, I thought it was funny at any rate. I'll take my and go home now. __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | ||||||||
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| Senior Member ![]() Rachelle is curious
Location: Lou, KY Rep Power: 9 ![]() | This is rather timely for me. Next week end, I am suppose to go to my Grandmother's home for a cookout. I will be seeing my Father, and his wife, my brother, and possibly my sister. All of this sounds fairly boring and normal. I am now 36 years old. I have met my Father 3 times and spoken to him 2 on the phone. The last time we spoke, I was 22. At that time he said, "out of sight, out of mind kiddo". I said, "you don't have fangs, horns, or a pointy tail but, in my mind's eye you always will". Then we hung up the phone. Can you say, "I have issues" when it comes to this person? I have been so ambivolent for so long. I just don't know how to react or what I should be expecting. I am really very nervous about the whole thing. Gees, I didn't know he was married, again... this is number 3, I think. I met my brother when I was 10 and again at 22. I have never seen my sister. What do you wear to something like this? I thought about making a tee shirt that said something like, " is you da baby daddy???". I just don't know that they would find that amusing. rachelle __________________ No matter where you go, there is the Ladies Love Marty Fan Club. :bow2: :bow2: :bow2: | ||||||||
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| Moderator ![]() MSYoung is meddling with dragons
Location: San Diego, CA Rep Power: 5 ![]() | Quote:
I am 60 years old (old enough to be your father) and my advice is - life is too short to do things you don't like or want to do, especially when you have a choice. You are not friends with these people (except grandma) and probably never will be, why waste a weekend with them? __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Marty | |||||||||
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| Senior Member ![]() Rachelle is curious
Location: Lou, KY Rep Power: 9 ![]() | You are right. My grandmother just got out of the hospital and we nearly lost her. She just sounded so ernest when she asked me to come up that I couldn't bring myself to say no. I did tell her that if he startles easily, she might want to warn him that I look just like him. I have to admit, I am very curious. She was so happy when I said that I would drive up. Maybe I can get by with hanging out with Grandpa all day. He doesn't have too much to do with my Father either. I can always have my pager number pulled up on my cellphone and page myself, should I need an exit. Why do I do this stuff to me? It's like I don't have enough stress as it is. I have to go out and dig up more. rlc __________________ No matter where you go, there is the Ladies Love Marty Fan Club. :bow2: :bow2: :bow2: | ||||||||
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| Senior Member ![]() Ancient1 is Still feeling NON-supporter status.
Location: Space, the final frontier. Rep Power: 5 ![]() | Quote:
__________________ . . . Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) | |||||||||
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| Moderator ![]() MSYoung is meddling with dragons
Location: San Diego, CA Rep Power: 5 ![]() | Quote:
I wish you well and keep in mind that the weekend, even though it may seem like it is going to last forever, will be over eventually. __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Marty | |||||||||
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