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Old 06-22-2006, 10:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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7 kinds of Sex
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:


The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in
the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex This is when you have
been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and
you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway you both say "screw you".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex This is when you
cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in
front of everyone.

The 6th kind is called: Religious Sex This is when you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

OOPS . . . Don't forget the 7th kind is called: Social Security Sex
This is when you get a little each month, but not enough to live on
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When things get to 3 is when I get to looking for some new action.
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After a year with my man we are still on the first kind WOO HOO!!!
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After a year with my man we are still on the first kind WOO HOO!!!

phoneprincess getting busy.....you go girl!
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After a year with my man we are still on the first kind WOO HOO!!!
TMI!!!!!!
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Brag, brag, brag!
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ITs really the only thing i got going on right now!! Need a job!
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isn't that a job??? have him pay you for services rendered
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