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Rep Power: 5 ![]() | Family Test My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little"sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelingsand desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm Going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned- frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. She pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to thefront door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We Arevery happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. | ||||||||
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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 11 ![]() | ![]() __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | ||||||||
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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 11 ![]() | That's Slags job __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | ||||||||
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Location: 1069.7 miles from Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA) Rep Power: 12 ![]() | Quote:
A Moderator called a re-post, it's a re-post. ![]() __________________ We need change in this country... | |||||||||
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Rep Power: 5 ![]() | Doing a search for "Family Test" didn't return any results? For the repost police to say "repost" there should at least be some evidence. Not that I am saying they are wrong, but at least I would like to know how I should search in the future so I don't commit these atrocities of duplicate posts. | ||||||||
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| Moderator ![]() John_In_Dakota is in need of a long nap.
Location: 1069.7 miles from Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA) Rep Power: 12 ![]() | Quote:
I would not worry about it. I liked this one...again. It's hilarious. I do recall seeing it on the old board. ![]() __________________ We need change in this country... | |||||||||
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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 11 ![]() | <---getting bitter in his old age...Dons Brown Shirt with logo.... __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | ||||||||
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