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Old 06-22-2006, 09:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Family Test

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was braless.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got
more than a pleasant view.

She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little"sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelingsand desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
Going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
just come up and get me."

I was stunned- frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

She pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
thefront door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,
"We Arevery happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2006, 10:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Where is the link to the Repost?
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Old 06-22-2006, 10:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That's Slags job
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Where is the link to the Repost?
Don't need for one.

A Moderator called a re-post, it's a re-post.
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Old 06-22-2006, 10:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Doing a search for "Family Test" didn't return any results?

For the repost police to say "repost" there should at least be some evidence. Not that I am saying they are wrong, but at least I would like to know how I should search in the future so I don't commit these atrocities of duplicate posts.
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Doing a search for "Family Test" didn't return any results?

For the repost police to say "repost" there should at least be some evidence. Not that I am saying they are wrong, but at least I would like to know how I should search in the future so I don't commit these atrocities of duplicate posts.

I would not worry about it. I liked this one...again. It's hilarious. I do recall seeing it on the old board.
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Doing a search for "Family Test" didn't return any results?

For the repost police to say "repost" there should at least be some evidence. Not that I am saying they are wrong, but at least I would like to know how I should search in the future so I don't commit these atrocities of duplicate posts.
it was a slightly different verson, same result though
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<---getting bitter in his old age...Dons Brown Shirt with logo....
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heyyyy.... am very happy 4 u, u have realy pass ur text, but next time dont even give her, any chance to be too close to u, as devil can push u to do it. God bless u
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