darby

Two guys, one old and one young, are
pushing their carts around Home Depot
when they collide....

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry
about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I
guess I wasn't paying attention to where
I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can
help each other. What does your wife
look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs
old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs,
big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."