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by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".
>
> This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who
> are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their
>> 50's...AND 60's....and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!
> Andy Rooney says:
>> As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here
>> are just a few reasons why:
>> A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to
>> ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
>> If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
>> around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And,
>> it's usually something more interesting.
>
> A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she
>is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age
>of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
>
> Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
> with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
> course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
> think they can get away with it.
>>
> Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
> what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the
> self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman
> with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't
> trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if
> you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't
> betray her.
>> Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins
>to a woman over 40. They always know.
>
> A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
>true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman
>over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
> Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
> you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to
> wonder where you stand with her.
>
>>
> Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
> Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
> well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow
>pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
>
> Ladies, I apologize.
>
> For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the
> milk for free", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
> against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an
>entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

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