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Old 06-15-2006, 11:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I've never understood Modern Art, and apparently neither do the Modern Art Museum people...

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LONDON (Reuters) - One of Britain's most prestigious art galleries put a block of slate on display, topped by a small piece of wood, in the mistaken belief it was a work of art.
The Royal Academy included the chunk of stone and the small bone-shaped wooden stick in its summer exhibition in London.
But the slate was actually a plinth -- a slab on which a pedestal is placed -- and the stick was designed to prop up a sculpture. The sculpture itself -- of a human head -- was nowhere to be seen.
"I think the things got separated in the selection process and the selectors presented the plinth as a complete sculpture," the work's artist David Hensel told BBC radio.
The academy explained the error by saying the plinth and the head were sent to the exhibitors separately.
"Given their separate submission, the two parts were judged independently," it said in a statement. "The head was rejected. The base was thought to have merit and accepted.
"The head has been safely stored ready to be collected by the artist," it added. "It is accepted that works may not be displayed in the way that the artist might have intended."
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Slag, go weld something up and send it off to them.
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But remember to ship one section in a different box, so they know the other part is the "art"
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hehe...

I'm reading a book "Journey To The End Of The Night" by Louis-Ferdinand Celine.

You should see how he describes the 'elite' 'artsy' and their time for lofty notions compared to the necessity 'poor' people find themselves in. It's set in WWW I, France.

Really great book - and the thing of it all - I wouldv'e never, ever, bought it, it was a Christmas present...Glad my Uncle bought it for me.

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This is a direct quote:
Setup: Princhard talking to Louis about the fact that his (Princhard's) family used wealth to get him out of Court Martial for stealing canned meat - but, basically condemned him to death - as (without being court martialed) he will be heading back to the front line...

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How imperious the homicidal madness must have become if they're willing to pardon-no, to forget!-the theft of a can of meat! True, we have got into the habit of admiring colossal bandits, whose opulence is revered by the entire world, yet whose existence, once we stop to examine it, proves to be one long crime repeated ad infinitum, but those same bandits are heaped with glory, honors, and power, their crimes are haollowed by the law of the land, whereas, as far back in history as the eye can see-and history, as you know, is my business - everything conspires to show that a venial theft, especially of inglorious foodstuffs, such as bread crusts, ham, or cheese, unfailingly subjects its perpertrator to irreparable opprobium, the categoric condemnation of the community, major punishment, automatic dishonor, and inexpiable shame, and this for two reasons, first because the perpetrator of such an offense is usually poor, which in itself connotes basic unworthiness, and second becuase his act implies, as it were, a tacit approach to the
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That's just a snippet - 'True-isms' that still ring true to this day. Really good book.

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