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Old 06-14-2006, 04:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends at work

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''
14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''
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The ones that annoy me are the folks who want to strike up a conversation while using the facilities... one of the many reasons I use the private executive sh!tter... and the TP is softer down there.
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How about those who are on the Cell Phone...

I mean come on - how rude is that?
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How about those who are on the Cell Phone...

I mean come on - how rude is that?
I do that when I don't like who I'm on the phone with... like the annoying accounts payable chick from one of my vendors... "OH MY GOD!!! ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM???"
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Have you ever walked into the bathroom at work, just to take a quick leak, and get hit head on with the smell of someone passing what has to be road kill from their gullet. When that happens and I turn to walk away to another bathroom, turning the light off on the suspecting nasal offender usually does the trick.
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