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Rep Power: 5 ![]() | Dear Diary CookBook Dear diary MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food Cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The Neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said Serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a Surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper. WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before Steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath Anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any. THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before Serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden. FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in Bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this Recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and brought home a Chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten. SUNDAY: Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment. GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am Eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose ![]() | ||||||||
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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 11 ![]() | Must be from Jessica Simpson's diary.... But no mention of Buffalo's Wings or Chicken from the sea.... ![]() __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | ||||||||
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