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Old 05-16-2006, 03:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dear Diary CookBook

Dear diary

MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food
Cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The
Neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said
Serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a
Surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before
Steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath
Anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY:
Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said
Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before Serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in Bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this Recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY:
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a
Chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).
For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY:
Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger Suddenly I had a flash of genius.
I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am Eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose

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Must be from Jessica Simpson's diary....
But no mention of Buffalo's Wings or Chicken from the sea....
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