rwhite

A few weeks ago during a routine trip to the men's room downstairs I heard a loud, irate female voice coming from (I thought) the shower/locker area at the rear of the men's room. Being curious I looked around in there and didn't see anyone, but I could even hear the voice on the other end (boyfriend, I'm guessing) of her 'phone. I've not been in the Ladies' room next door so don't know if there is an equivalent locker area, but there has been some construction ongoing so I can only guess some soundproofing has been temporarily removed or whatever. Story goes like this: Irate gal apparently went home for a surprise lunch and caught a surprise- boyfriend in bed with one of her friends(?). Tirade was partially...."all you want me for is cook & clean, clean & cook so you can play. I'll tell you what- if you're still in my house when I get off work & get home
I'm gonna do some cleanin' & cookin'. I'm gonna slice your d!*k clean off, cook it
and make you eat it!
Time to exit men's room.

slagburn

That's classic!!!

papa-bear

after all of this conversation, two of my co-workers just bought blue-tooth headset for Skype / Cell phones.

The Skype use at home I may forgive

MSYoung

Why is it people feel the need to yell at their cell phone? I was at a restaurant last year with some friends and the person in the booth next to us was talking very loud into his cell. Three of us got up went over to his booth and sat down. We then proceeded to join his conversation making comments that seemed appropriate to what we had heard. He got rather angry but we pointed out that since we had to listen to his call, we might as well join it.

We went back to our table and finished a quiet meal after he hung up. Everyone around us was also able to enjoy a quiet meal.

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Pirates_Ghost

yeah, think it'd be a tad hard to do yer business after overhearing that convo.

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ptec123

As I was standing outside of the building for my morning Coffe and Cig. The homeless guy that talks to himself walks by doing his morning job of checking trashcans and ashtrays I noticed he has found someones old headset and is wearing it. Now nobody thinks he is crazy as he walks down the street.