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Old 05-11-2006, 04:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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California, in 1850
Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, in California?

California became a state.
The State had no electricity.
The State had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gun fights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like California today except the women had real
breasts and men didn't hold hands.
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Hey the electricity works... unless they turn it off.
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Hey the electricity works... unless they turn it off.
not in a few years has it......
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So basically, it was just like California today except the women had real
breasts and men didn't hold hands.[quote]

Worked in the Bay area in the early 80's when I was with Western Electric. The women in the area were just happy as could be to find a man that wasn't gay. They had to tell all of their friends. I'm bettin it's still that way today!
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The women in the area were just happy as could be to find a man that wasn't gay. They had to tell all of their friends. I'm bettin it's still that way today!
well Slag... now we know how you find easy targets...
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There are a lot more gay women in this state these days than there used to be... sort evens up the odds.
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